No Thanks, Obamacare.

These ads look like parodies, but they are real. Let me give you my 2-cents.

OMG! I didn’t know I needed Obamacare to buy an $8.99 pack of Trojans.  But then again, he won’t be buying a pack of condoms because she’s on the pill, and like the legal disclaimer says, that doesn’t protect you against STDs. OMG, I hope he doesn’t have Herpes.

 

Friends with Benefits is slang for friends who have sex with each other while not being in a relationship, although in this case I think they meant “healthcare benefits.” Do you need Obamacare to exercise, drink red wine and scissor each others brains out? I don’t think so.

Hey girl, you’re a ho. Hey guy, you’re full of crap.

A healthcare ad that promotes getting drunk? Thanks Obamacare, indeed.

 

Does Obamacare include tattoo removals? Hell on Earth is what we’re going to be paying so some Derby girls can get healthcare, not that they couldn’t before, they just didn’t want to. Hope you like long waiting times once you’re bruised, bloody and broken you dumb derby twats.

Here’s the truth about Obamacare, from a friend who makes $90,000 a year.

 The cheapest plan on obamacare for my profile is $243/month with a $6,350 deductible. ehealthinsurance showed me a plan for $319/month with a $1000 deductible. not only that, obamacare only pays 50% coverage after your deductible and ehalthinsraunce (humana plan that I chose) covers 100%. These plans are a f-cking scam.”

In the ad biz we have a saying: “You can only sell a bad product once”. Why? Because most people don’t buy crap twice. If your beer tastes like piss, you won’t be drinking that brand again. Obama’s eventual goal is for his brand of insurance to be the only one available, aka single-payer. We’re not there, yet.

 

 

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