Machete Kills: Good Gore & Guns Galore.

I saw it today, it wasn’t as pro-illegal alien as the previous movie. It had plenty of guns, not just Vergara’s boob and crotch guns, but futuristic guns that turn a person inside and out.

It also had incredible action, extremely unrealistic but who cares? This is masculine, R-rated, bloody gory stuff anyone with hair on their balls can appreciate.

My favorite character was the President Rathcock (yeah, that’s the character’s name), played by Charlie Sheen who was listed in the credits as “Carlos Estevez”. He had one campaign commercial where he brags about protecting the 2nd Amendment and legalizing marijuana in a bunch of States. I don’t know if Robert Rodriguez was making fun of Republicans, but since he mentioned marijuana, I didn’t think so.

Sometimes Hollywood remembers that the movie business is a business, and that their job is to entertain, not offend the audience. If you enjoyed grind-house movies in the 70s and would like to see something that is grindhouse-style but with modern attributes, you will like this.

If you’re tired of PG-13 crap and toned-down violence, then go see this R-rated film. We have to remind Hollywood that we’re not all teenagers.

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