Sex for Ammo.

I “stole” this from the, so go ahead and give them a click if you like the joke.

“The situation on acquiring ammo is getting really tight, but this morning, I lucked out and was able to buy two boxes of fresh ammo.

I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home, but stopped first at a gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump.

She glanced at the two boxes of ammo, bent over and leaned in my passenger window, and said in a sexy voice, “I’m a big believer in barter, old fella, would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?”

I thought for a few seconds, and asked, “What kind of ammo ya got?””


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