Nail Gun Control?

Control is a myth, you can control yourself, you can control your tool, but you can’t control other people. Which is why:

Man shoots himself in head with nail gun – twice

 

OTTAWA — A Carleton Place man is likely to face charges once he recovers from shooting himself in the head with a nail gun — twice.

It happened after 7 p.m. Monday at a woman’s home on Thomas Argue Rd. in the Ottawa community of Carp.

 

Sources tell the Sun the man was breaching conditions by going to the home of his ex-wife. It’s not known what was said between the two, but the man ended up shooting himself in the head twice with a nail gun.

 

The woman called 911 and paramedics treated the man once police had secured the home.

 

There weren’t any children at the residence during the bizarre domestic incident.

 

The man, who is 51 years-old, is recovering in hospital and charges are pending.
Source: http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Crime/2013/12/17/21343116.html

Oh Canada, you’re crazy. I guess you ever wanted to know what a divorce is like in Canada, now you know.

By the way, you can commit murder with a nail gun:

This poor bastard was shot 30 times with a nail gun. Talk about an overkill.
Source: http://www.foxnews.com/story/2009/04/24/man-dies-after-being-shot-30-times-with-nail-gun/

Man Dies After Being Shot 30 Times With Nail Gun

A shocking X-ray shows how a man died with up to 30 nails fired into his skull by a high-powered nail gun.

Sydney, Australia, homicide squad detectives have released the graphic image as they make a fresh appeal for information about Chen Liu’s murder.

The decomposed body of the 27-year-old, also known as Anthony Liu, was found dumped in the Georges River last November, wrapped in a domestic rug.
Source: http://www.foxnews.com/story/2009/04/24/man-dies-after-being-shot-30-times-with-nail-gun/

Well look at that, turns out criminals always find a way. If they can’t buy a gun in the black market, they’ll use a nail gun. Nice going, Australia, I’m sure Mr. Liu is glad you protected him.

 

 


The myth of fingerprinting technology.

They’re at it again…

BOSTON — In what is the latest wrinkle in gun control controversies expected to emerge among three Democrats running for attorney general, former state Sen. Warren E. Tolman has called for use of fingerprint technology on all newly manufactured guns sold in the state, as a way of preventing use of stolen guns by criminals.

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“Just as your fingerprint can be used to unlock your iPhone, fingerprint technology can be used to ensure only the rightful owner is able to fire a gun,” Mr. Tolman said in a statement proposing a change in law to mandate the locks. “This would help take the guns out of the hands of criminals who steal them. It would protect us from the tragedy of children and teens who accidentally or by choice are killed by guns left unsecured in the home.”

 

Moreover, Mr. Tolman said, the mechanisms would also save lives of police. He said 17 percent of police who die on duty are killed by criminals who get control of the officer’s gun.
Source: http://www.telegram.1.com/article/20131217/NEWS/312179604/1116

1. What works on an iPhone may not work on a gun.

2. That technology would require batteries, I’m sorry but a gun you have to charge isn’t a gun that can save your life when you need it the most.

3. Cops in New Jersey already oppose the “smart gun,” what makes you think cops in Boston are any different?

4. If he thinks criminals can’t figure out how to outsmart a smart gun, then he has never met a hacker.

5. Just like we hate health insurance mandates, we hate gun mandates. Leave our guns alone.

6. Lastly, how many times have you not had to restart your phone because it went crazy? God help us if we have to restart our gun when we need it the most.

 


Shooting Two Guns at Once.

Yesterday I was feeling a little blue, so I decided to take Mr. Beretta Nano and Mr. Smith & Wesson 9MM to the range for a little group therapy.

Shooting them both at once, from a distance of 3 feet, I was able to hit 10 shots out of 27 shots fired.

Folks, if shooting a gun is like sex, then shooting two guns is like a threesome. I’ve never felt so good in my life, it’s also a good thing to do if you struggle shooting with both eyes open.

I’ve struggled quite a bit since I’m right-handed and left-eye dominant, however, my paper target was dead with 10 holes, and at the end of the day, that’s what matters.

Have you ever shot two guns at once? Do you have nicknames for your guns?

 


George Zimmerman’s $100K+ Painting on Ebay.

Worth $100,000? Only if you have money and love George Zimmerman.

I’m glad Mr. Zimmerman has found a hobby, and while I’m no art critics, people must like it with 108 Ebay bids that have raised the original price to $110,000 at the time I wrote this.

You can even ask George questions:

Q: george, pleasee dont leave florida . you are our hero. please run for a political office! we need you. God bless you.
A: Thank you, your words of kindness and support will influence my decision on where to plant my roots. Your friend, GZ
Dec 17, 2013

Dec 17, 2013
Q: Just wanted to tell you we all love you and stand behind you. You have so many people on your side I hope you know that!
A: Thank you so much for the words of kindness and support. I do know how many great Americans are still here, I run into at least 3-5 a day that go out of their way to tell me the same. Your Friend, GZ @therealGeorgeZ
Source: http://www.ebay.com/itm/George-Zimmerman-original-painting-/111239922810?pt=Art_Paintings&hash=item19e66a847a

 

Of course, the haters are already questioning the authenticity of Zimmerman’s painting.

“In the description on eBay, Zimmerman says his painting on stretched canvas is a signed original, but it has been pointed out on social media how much it resembles a stock photo.”
Read more: http://www.wesh.com/trayvon-martin-extended-coverage/authenticity-of-george-zimmermans-ebay-artwork-questioned/-/14266478/23525590/-/ha4afh/-/index.html#ixzz2nmdrWVFV

 

Yeah well, maybe the stock photograph was the inspiration. There’s Pride & Prejudice and Pride & Prejudice and Zombies. Or what about the Superman movies? How many have we had so far?

Just because something isn’t 100% new doesn’t mean it lacks value. Clearly the people bidding on this see its value.

 


Knockout Game is NOT a HOAX.

Because “The Knockout Game” is being played by blacks against whites and each other, the liberal media is censoring the news, ignoring inconvenient truths. As Ann Coulter described it:

Accustomed to playing the role of Soviet commissar censoring the news when it comes to black violence, the Non-Fox Media are in a panic now that the alternative media can post videos of young black males punching out random strangers.

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A 78-year-old woman is punched by a young black male for no reason, and the Times’ central point is: “Perp says it’s not a ‘game.’”

Source: http://www.anncoulter.com/columns/2013-12-11.html#read_more

 

If the perp had been white, would the Times be saying the same? As Coulter puts it: “I can’t think of a single instance in which someone has admitted to committing a “hate crime,” but liberals are always calling things “hate crimes.”"

The cops themselves admit this is not a game.

As Sgt. Tom Connellan of Syracuse, N.Y., patiently explained to the Times, it’s called a “game” because there is no other motive for these attacks. They’re not done for vengeance, robbery, gang initiations or payback. Strangers are being punched out strictly for amusement. Also, there are rules. You get only one punch to knock someone out.

 

Liberals of course never let the facts get in the way of a good story.

 


26 Losers Protest at NRA HQ.

Some people need to get a life.

WASHINGTON — The morning after 20 children and six adults were gunned down at an elementary school in Newtown, Conn., Fairfax County, Va. mother Klara Bilgin drove to the nearby headquarters of the National Rifle Association. There, she stood in the cold with her husband and two sons, ages 4 and 5.

Van Cleave said later by phone that people would never dream of protesting outside Ford Motor’s headquarters because a drunk driver hit and killed a family of five. But if a gun results in a death, they blame the gun. He said the types of restrictive laws advocates have demanded would ensure that only criminals were armed.

At the protest, some drivers passing by honked in support. A man pulling out of the NRA parking lot rolled down a window as a speaker was introducing a singer and yelled, “Get a life, losers!”
Source: http://www.standard.net/stories/2013/12/17/gun-protesters-gather-monthly-outside-nra-headquarters

Wow, only 26? What happened? Bloomberg forgot to hire more useful idiots?

Hey Liberals, here’s what success looks like:

This past Sunday was “Guns Save Lives Day,” a nationwide event designed to counter “the anticipated push by the gun prohibition lobby to exploit the anniversary of the Newtown tragedy to push their political agenda.”

In addition to the 700,000 estimated attendants on Sunday, upwards of 90,000 people signed an online, pro-gun rights petition and another 46,000 voted in an opinion poll supporting one’s right to keep and bear arms for self-defense from violent crime.
Source: http://www.guns.com/2013/12/17/alan-gottlieb-guns-save-lives-day-huge-success-video/

 


Re-Registration in DC.

Government is so competent than gun owners in DC are going to have to re-registered their weapons.

Starting Jan. 1 all registered gun owners in D.C. must re-register their firearms within 90 days. D.C. Police Chief Cathy Lanier says notices will start going out to gun owners soon.

“Every three years you’ll have to confirm you still live in the District and you still have your firearm.” Lanier tells WNEW.

The re-registration requirement will impact anyone who registered a firearm in the District from 1976 to 2010.

And what happens if you miss your deadline?

The penalties for not re-registering a gun range from a $13 fine to a $1,000 fine and a year in jail, according to an MPD spokesperson.

 

“A person who fails to renew their firearms registration within 90 days of the deadline (meaning, 90 day renewal period + 90 day grace period = 180 days total) will have their firearm registration cancelled, will be in possession of an unregistered firearm, and may face criminal charges punishable by a fine up to $1,000 or 1 year in jail, or both,” MPD spokeswoman Gwendolyn Crump wrote in an email.

Well, isn’t that special?  Perhaps the “C” in DC should stand for Cockroach since that’s the kind of people law-abiding DC gun owners have to deal with.

 


 

Flower FirePower.

The following turned out to be a joke. Sometimes advertising agencies make fake ads and campaigns just to get attention. I should have known better.

Warning: Seeds fired from The Flower Shell may cause severe damage. The shells must at all times be regarded as real live ammunition.

Are you a gardener and a gun owner? Then perhaps you’re going to like FlowerShell.com. It lets you fire a 12 gauge shotgun shell full of flower seeds.

I do however wish they would stop making memes like this:

Really Flower Shell, this makes you sound like a gun-hating liberal. For us gun owners, guns don’t kill, they save. We talk about stopping power, not killing power. Learn the lingo if you’re gonna target us on Facebook.

"And they shall beat their swords into plowshares"

That image above doesn’t help you either, the same goes for this ad:

Let me ask you a question, WHO THE F-CK IS YOUR TARGET AUDIENCE?

 


Liberal Second Amendment.

If the left had written the 2nd Amendment:

Source: http://firearmsblog.com/2013/09/03/liberal-second-amendment/