I prefer hip holsters, but Mr. Alvarado is far more flexible.
“Police officers [in Chicago] responded to a call of shots fired at 4300 block of North Pulaski Avenue. There, witnesses told them they saw an altercation between six men, which ended after one fired two rounds of bullets into the air, pointing eastbound on Montrose Avenue, the police report said
When officers told Alvarado they planned to take him into custody for traffic violations, he allegedly stated, “I’m going to be real with you, I have the gun in my ass.”
Officers found his gun stuffed down the backside of his pants, between his buttocks, according to court records.
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After being brought into custody, Alvarado told police officers he fired the shots into the air to protect his friend, who was being attacked by others.
…was charged with multiple felony weapons discharge and possession violations.”
Source: http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/chi-cops-i-have-the-gun-in-my-buttocks-suspect-tells-police-20130808,0,4336847.story
Mr. Alvarado, now it’s too late, but let me give you some advice about being a gun owner.
1. Live in a pro-gun State. If you don’t, make sure you have a permit.
2. Don’t fire you gun in the air like you just don’t care. Yeah, it works great in the movies, but liberals think the bullet can fall on someone’s head and kill them. Besides, it’s usually against the law.
3. Cooperate with the police. Put the gun in the glove compartment, don’t try to hide it in your ass. You’re only making yourself look guiltier than you already are.
4. Cleaning a gun is a pain in the ass without you putting it there. If you can’t respect the gun, at least respect the officer that has to put it in an evidence bag. I hope they have Febreeze. LOL
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