These ads look like parodies, but they are real. Let me give you my 2-cents.

OMG! I didn’t know I needed Obamacare to buy an $8.99 pack of Trojans.  But then again, he won’t be buying a pack of condoms because she’s on the pill, and like the legal disclaimer says, that doesn’t protect you against STDs. OMG, I hope he doesn’t have Herpes.

 

Friends with Benefits is slang for friends who have sex with each other while not being in a relationship, although in this case I think they meant “healthcare benefits.” Do you need Obamacare to exercise, drink red wine and scissor each others brains out? I don’t think so.

Hey girl, you’re a ho. Hey guy, you’re full of crap.

A healthcare ad that promotes getting drunk? Thanks Obamacare, indeed.

 

Does Obamacare include tattoo removals? Hell on Earth is what we’re going to be paying so some Derby girls can get healthcare, not that they couldn’t before, they just didn’t want to. Hope you like long waiting times once you’re bruised, bloody and broken you dumb derby twats.