Category Archives: Gun Humor

Law-Abiding Criminal Meme.

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Ironically, some of the gun control laws they like to pass might turn us into criminals without even knowing it. Here’s an interesting letter to the editor on the subject:

SAFE Act makes criminals out of law-abiding citizens
Source: http://www.buffalonews.com/opinion/letter-safe-act-makes-criminals-out-of-law-abiding-citizens-20131129

The NY SAFE Act should be called the SAFE Criminals Act, for only criminals are safe from prosecution of the major components of this law. The 1968 U.S. Supreme Court case Haynes v. United States involved Miles Edward Haynes, who was precluded from owning firearms due to criminal convictions, yet still illegally obtained a handgun. The National Firearms Act of 1934 demanded firearms with short barrels (easily concealable) to be registered, with failure to do so resulting in a crime. Haynes was arrested for illegal possession of an unregistered firearm, and was charged with same. The court found in a 7-2 majority that Haynes could not be charged with failing to register his firearm, because had he done so, his action would have resulted in self-incrimination. We are protected from self-incrimination by the Fifth Amendment.

The SAFE Act requires law-abiding citizens to register scary looking rifles or risk a felony charge. The criminal is safe from this law because of the Fifth Amendment. The law requires all law-abiding citizens to sell their private property (firearms) through a Federal Firearms License dealer and undergo national background checks, both seller and buyer. The criminal need not follow this part of the law, either. Criminals are safer, indeed.

What the SAFE Act accomplished is creating criminals out of law-abiding citizens through arbitrary and capricious actions. Those who passed this law are lawyers, expected to understand established law before crafting new laws. The SAFE Act is pure bad law, and had all involved upheld their oath of office, we would not have this today.

Gun Lovers offend New Republic with “Misogynistic” Meme.

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Feminists can call us all kinds of names: cavemen, chauvinist pig, dog, they can even attack our hormone, Testosterone, they can even say that if women ruled the world, there would be no wars. Ha! I guess they never heard of the Amazon Warriors or the Spartacus Rebellion

Yet when we give gun-hating feminazis a piece of our minds, they accuse us of misogyny i.e. hating women.

Here’s what upsets them:

Oh how horrible! That thing is a joke, what’s not a joke are the death threats Wayne LaPierre gets on a regular basis. Hey gun haters, instead of making death threats, make memes. They’re harmless fun.

Ouch, that’s got to hurt. Oh wait, wasn’t there an online game where you got to punch George W. Bush until his face was bruised and bloodied? Yes there was.

You call that violence? Amy from The Big Bang Theory loves being spanked. Some call that light bondage or s/m.

Source of pictures: http://www.newrepublic.com/article/115790/gun-control-moms-face-misogynistic-violent-online-harassment

You’ll have to visit the link to see what they said. The bastards have a system that doesn’t let you copy and paste.

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Luger found in Portable Toilet.

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No, not this gun.

Guns get into all kinds of crazy places:

“MECHANICSBURG — Police are looking for information on a gun found in a local park on Friday.

Mechanicsburg police said the firearm was found in a portable toilet at Memorial Park in the borough.

The firearm appears to be a black 9mm German-made Lugar with a brown handle and magazine. Police said the magazine contained no ammunition and the gun was unloaded.”
Source:

http://cumberlink.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/gun-found-in-portable-toilet-in-mechanicsburg/article_0060b7ae-55d6-11e3-a379-001a4bcf887a.html

I think they meant “Luger.” Poor journalists, can’t even spell the things they want to ban.

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What do you call a man with 100 guns?

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You may have heard on the news about a southern California man put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had (by rough estimate) 100,000 rounds of ammunition stored in his home. The house also featured a secret escape tunnel.

My favorite quote from the dimwit television reporter: “Wow! He has about a quarter million machine gun bullets.” The headline referred to it as a “massive weapons cache”.

By southern California standards someone owning 100,000 rounds would be called “mentally unstable”. Just imagine if he lived elsewhere:

In Arizona , he’d be called “an avid gun collector”.

In Texas , he’d be called “a novice gun collector”.

In Utah , he’d be called “moderately well prepared”, but they’d probably reserve judgment until they made sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food.

In Montana , he’d be called “The neighborhood ‘Go-To’ guy”.

In Idaho , he’d be called “a likely gubernatorial candidate”.

In Wyoming , he’d be called “an eligible bachelor”.

In Wisconsin , he’d be called “a deer hunting buddy”.

And, in Alabama , we just call him “Bubba”.

The following joke was taken from: http://danieljmitchell.wordpress.com/2012/05/10/gun-humor-why-southern-california-is-different-than-real-america/