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Rules of Gun Safety by the Young Conservatives of Texas.

 

This is part of a different flyer that come them in trouble with Lone Star College. PC bitches have no sense of humor, but we do.

Top Ten Gun Safety Tips
10. Always keep your gun pointed in a safe direction, such as at a Hippy
or a Communist.
9. Dumb children might get a hold of your guns and shoot each other. If
your children are dumb, put them up for adoption to protect your
guns.
8. No matter how responsible he seems, never give your gun to a
monkey
7. If guns make you nervous, drink a bottle of whiskey before heading to
the range
6. While unholstering your weapon, it’s customary to say “Excuse me
while I whip this out.”
5. Don’t load your gun unless you are ready to shoot something or are
just feeling generally angry.
4. If your gun misfires, never look down the barrel to inspect it.
3. Never us your gun to pistol whip someone. That could mar the finish.
2. No matter how excited you are about buying your first gun, do not run
around yelling “I have a gun! I have a gun!”
1. And the most important rule of gun safety: Don’t piss me off.
Join us for an informational meeting Monday, September

Check them out here: http://yct.org/

 

 




Good Parenting.

True story, I grew up in a family that didn’t like guns. At a party, I found a loaded gun on top of an antique clock, put it against my head, had the finger on the trigger, scared the crap out of everyone, including my parents.

So parents, you have a choice. You can teach your kids gun safety, at the very least make them watch an Eddie Eagle video, or you can have your kids give you a heart attack. But one thing is certain, don’t you dare deprive my rights because you don’t want to do your job.