I’m no prude, I like sex, porn, sex toys, whores, you name it, but guess what? I would rather kiss my gun before trading it for some cheap sex toy.

In fact, here’s an idea for a promotion: 25% Off for Concealed Carry Holders.

See? You can be pro-sex and pro-gun, and that would give me far more pleasure than one of your plastic vajajays. LOL