MDA opposes Germ Control

Would you want this shirtless guy handling your melons?

Kroger isn’t caving to the demands of Moms Demand Action for Gun Confiscation in America, they’re having a fit.  Thus you see this ad with shirtless guy,  poor “victim” that is banned from super markets because there’s nothing tastier than having a stranger sweat over the banana you’ll purchase later.

Unlike gun control, germ control is a matter of life and death, and no, I’m not the type that washes his hands all the time and doesn’t go anywhere without a bottle of Purell. But science is science, and sweaty guys, girls, kids or chimpanzees at the supermarket are unsanitary, and as far as I know, open gun carriers aren’t sticking their weapons in the melons, so you won’t be tasting gun powder when you make your purchase.

As a gesture of goodwill, I encourage  the members of MDA to visit a supermarket and purchase a nice, big, cucumber. Now I have no experience when it comes to sex with produce, but I’m sure our lovely gun-hating ladies can figure out where to stick it, and if they can’t, I’m sure there are lots of metrosexuals willing to give them a helping hand. Perhaps then they’ll have something hard to play with and stop obsessing about our guns.

P.S. When gun haters stop asking me about the size of my penis, I will not compare them to sexually-frustrated individuals, even if Sigmund Freud did.