Kill Polar Bears for $17.70 an hour

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Sorry PETA, this job is gonna piss you off. If you’re in Fort Wainwright, Alaska (near Fairbanks) exciting opportunities await you at the Polar Bear Patrol:

“Partols[sic] area looking for danger from Polar bears and responds to the dangerous situation as appropriate.”
Source: http://agency.governmentjobs.com/northslope/default.cfm?action=viewjob&JobID=902272&headerfooter=1&WDDXJobSearchParams=

It’s a part-time government job! Thinks of all the pissed off vegans. But before you head to Alaska:

Housing is NOT provided. Therefore, due to extreme weather conditions in the arctic and for your safety, housing accommodations must be located and pre-arranged by the applicant prior to the start of employment. The applicant must pay for housing; it is not provided by the NSB. 

Please note: The Borough is currently experiencing a housing shortage. Due to the remote setting, applicants are urged to consider this factor prior to submitting an application.
Source: Idem

There are other jobs for gun owners that pay more, but if you live in Fairbanks, AK and enjoy hunting bears, this job might be for you.

Here’s a list of fatal bear attacks in North America for those bambi-lovers out there.

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