Media Matters doesn’t get out much, the following offends them:
NOIR: Why is she alone on this dark street? On this cold night? You care, but she doesn’t. Her Jimmy Choo’s can’t be comfortable, but you’d never know it. Unaffected elegance. Too cool elegance. Not for you elegance, you say. There’s got to be something wrong with her; that attitude, high maintenance, hiding something. She’s taller than you can handle. Flirts more than you can handle too. She’s the kind to tell the bartender how to make her drink. And Chess, yeah it’s a men’s game, but when she plays, men pay. Say you don’t like her, until she looks your way. She’s not easy and she’s not flawless. But she’s never wasted her time thinking about it. She is the HK MR556.
Source: http://mediamatters.org/blog/2014/06/16/why-does-the-nra-keep-comparing-women-to-guns/199743
Really? How many civilian boats are named after men? Steve Jobs named his yacht, “Venus,” not Jupiter or Mars or Ares or any of the cool Greek/Roman Gods. I’ve yet to meet any captain that refers to his boat as a “he.”
Source: http://www.bornrich.com/richfiles/yachts/
Guys sometimes name their cars after women, Archie Andrews named his car “Betsy.” My Honda Accord has no name, but my computer is known as “come on you stupid c-nt.” I guess I won’t be winning the NOW “Man of the Year” award, just kidding, feminazis don’t award anything with a penis.
Marines also name their rifles after women, assuming Full Metal Jacket is an accurate representation of marine life:
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl’s name because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol’ Mary-Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over! You’re married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful
Source: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093058/quotes
But if Colion Noir describes his gun as a she, that’s a bad thing? Some ammophobes think so:
Seems like an obvious marketing strategy. Gun fetishists are compensating for other deficiencies. Associating women with their phallic replacements seems very obvious given their target (pun intended) audience…paranoid white males with inadequate equipment.
Oh really? The explain “Mother Earth” to me. Does the Earth have a vagina? Where is it? Argentina? Chazmanr is not only dumb, he’s color blind, Colion Noir is black after all. As for his “paranoia,” maybe if chazmanr was getting death threats, he’d be a little paranoid to.
As stupid as these ads are, we can take comfort in the fact he’s not comparing a gun to his d*ck.
That’s because he’s not obsessed with his dick, Rollo70. Maybe you are?
Rifles wear shoes, flirt with bartenders, and play chess?
These people are so goddamn stoopid.
I’ve never been called “stoopid” by a guy named “Imbecile.” It’s called a METAPHOR, you f-cking Imbecile. LOL
Whatever Media Matters, go ask George Soros why he needs all those armed bodyguards. Maybe he should follow the example of the Pope, I’m not a fan of him but I’ll give him credit for this:
(CNN) – Pope Francis has told a Spanish newspaper that he prefers not to use a bulletproof Popemobile despite the dangers of an assassination attempt because it is a glass “sardine can” that walls him off from people.
“It’s true that anything could happen, but let’s face it, at my age I don’t have much to lose,
Source: http://www.cnn.com/2014/06/14/world/europe/pope-francis-interview-popemobile/
See? That takes balls, so even though I hate his anti-money/anti-arms views, I have to respect his integrity. I wish all anti-gun celebrities got rid of their armored limousines as well. In fact, if the Pope wants to be even more courageous, he needs to disarm and disband the Swiss Guard. If nations don’t need arms, then his Swiss Guards can go home.
“The Sig 552 is standard issue with the Swiss Guards” Sorry Pope, these have to go. Let them protect you with faith for all I care.
Guns of the Swiss Guard: Happy Hole-y Week
