Zimmerman gets his guns back.

From The New Times, or New Marxists as I like to call them. Chris Joseph writes:

The State Attorney’s Office of Brevard and Seminole counties have announced that George Zimmerman will not be facing his domestic violence charges.

And now that he’s free to go, Zimmerman is also free to get back the arsenal of weapons seized from his home that could arm a small South American country.…

TMZ.com got their hand on the list of the items and weapons taken by cops, and it’s pretty much the exact amount of weaponry you’d find in one of those Expendables movies. All of them. Also, a pack of gum. And a sanitizing wipe.

3 Black Handgun Holsters
1 Pack of Gum
1 Religious Pendant
1 Flashlight
1 Pocket Knife
1 Sanitizing Wipe
2 cell phones
2 .223 rounds
8 9mm rounds
2 .40 caliber magazines with 8 rounds each
2 9mm magazines ( 1 with 14 rounds and 1 with 15 rounds )
1 Interarms .380 Handgun
2 Taurus 9mm Handgun
1 Glock 19 handgun
1 Kel-Tec 12 Gauge shotgun
13 12 Gauge Shotgun rounds
1 AR15 rifle
1 Soft Sided gun case
2 AR15 magazines
59 AR15 Rounds
1 Combination Lock

Of course, this being Florida, where dudes are free to shoot and kill unnarmed teens and get away with it, Zimmerman is now totally free to collect his stuff and go home.

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First of all, learn to spell. It’s UNARMED, not “unnarmed.” Secondly, Zimmerman was found NOT GUILTY, that means he got away with nothing. Thirdly, I doubt 6 guns could arm any country, even Vatican City has more guns than that. What do you think the Swiss Guard is packing? Of course, I know you disagree:

So to recap, Zimmerman has now gotten away with threatening his wife with a gun, smashing an iPad that had supposedly captured video of said dispute with his wife, speeding in the Everglades, and pulled over in Texas with a gun. He also went shopping for a tactical gun in Florida, though we all know that’s no crime. So, meh.

You have NOTHING, New Times. Threatening his wife? Allegations from a crazy bitch. Smashing an iPad? Is his PROPERTY, he can dispose of it anyway he wants. Speeding in the everglades? Who hasn’t done that before? Do you know how boring it is to drive in the middle of a swampland? Being pulled over in Texas with a gun? His Florida Concealed Carry license is HONORED by Texas. Shopping for a gun? Yeah, I guess 100 million gun owners are criminals, right? What’s the matter, Chris Joseph? Did the Florida sun fried your brain?

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