Flower FirePower.

The following turned out to be a joke. Sometimes advertising agencies make fake ads and campaigns just to get attention. I should have known better.

Warning: Seeds fired from The Flower Shell may cause severe damage. The shells must at all times be regarded as real live ammunition.

Are you a gardener and a gun owner? Then perhaps you’re going to like FlowerShell.com. It lets you fire a 12 gauge shotgun shell full of flower seeds.

I do however wish they would stop making memes like this:

Really Flower Shell, this makes you sound like a gun-hating liberal. For us gun owners, guns don’t kill, they save. We talk about stopping power, not killing power. Learn the lingo if you’re gonna target us on Facebook.

"And they shall beat their swords into plowshares"

That image above doesn’t help you either, the same goes for this ad:

Let me ask you a question, WHO THE F-CK IS YOUR TARGET AUDIENCE?

 


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