Company Profile: Machine Gun Vegas

There’s more than showgirls and slots in Vegas, whether it’s The Mob Museum, The Atomic Museum, driving construction equipment, pool parties, massage parlors, or firing-automatic weapons, if it can be done, it’s getting done in Las Vegas.

Now I’m not gonna waste your time with the $30 Glock 17 Experience, you can do that at home.

Here’s what you’re probably not doing at home:

SEAL TEAM VI EXPERIENCE $160

For the true Navy SEAL sensation, choose our SEAL Team VI Experience and fire the same weapons used by American special operations and combat units. You’ll shoot the M249 SAW, a machine gun with a very high rate of fire; the M4, a very accurate weapon that’s pure joy to fire; the SIG SAUER P226 Pistol, a favorite in the Spec Ops and LEO communities; and the powerful SPAS-12 Shotgun. You can also fire 40 rounds on the 1919!

Not enough? Then I hope you’re a high roller because the The Compound Experience is gonna cost you $975.00

In Special Operations, weapons familiarity is essential. That’s why they spend so much time firing a wide variety of weapons. Our Compound Experience is designed to give you that same weapons familiarity. The Compound Experience offers the largest variety of weapons including 3 full autos, 8 semi-autos, and 3 handguns. Your experience includes a private VIP lounge where an MGV hostess details the firearms you will be shooting. If you’re a high-end gun connoisseur or weapons enthusiast, this is an opportunity you just can’t pass up.

But what if you wanted something even crazier? Then the Zombie Killer Package for just $249 is the ideal  walking dead experience with bleeding targets I assume.

  • Zombie M4: 25 rounds
  • AK47: 25 Rounds
  • Mossberg Shotgun: 5 rounds

Plus a free T-Shirt and free Zombie blood.

Not enough? Then fasten your seat-belt for the “Gangster Ride”, besides driving a Lamborghini or Ferrari, a car that probably costs more than your home,  you get to shoot the following:

MGV’s MOB guns!

  • Tommy Gun – 25 Rounds
  • Shotgun – 6 Rounds
  • Springfield M1911 Handgun – 20 Rounds
  • Revolvers – 6 Rounds
  • Transportation

All that $435.00. Seriously, who’s making this money? I wanna meet them. Although if you think that one was expensive, “The Exotics: Fast & Fire” will cost you $1,260. I guess that’s why God created credit cards:

Most Extreme Shooting with Fast & Fire:

  • FN57 (exotic handgun) 10 Rounds
  • Desert Eagle .50AE (exotic handgun) 5 Rounds
  • Siaga 12 (12 Gage full auto shotgun) 10 Rounds
  • M60 “The Pig” (belt feed machine guns) 40 Rounds
  • Saw M249 (belt feed) 40 Rounds

See all the experiences at machinegunsvegas.com

So what have we learned today? We all need to make more money! I’m gonna have save $975.00 for the Compound Experience plus Vegas air and hotel. And when I say hotel, I don’t mean Circus Circus.

 

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