Schadenfreude! Daughter of Tony Blair held at gun point.

“Daughter of Tony Blair, former Prime Minister of Great Britain held at gun point.  Thankfully no one was harmed.

We often hear England touted as an example of the success of gun rights. But I argue it is not. Crime is still high. And if you look at the per capita number of firearms.  The gun crimes are extremely high for a society whose citizens do not have access to firearms.”
Source: CNN and http://blog.nugun.org/2013/09/19/wait-i-thought-england-doesnt-have-gun-crime/

 

 

AR-15 Humor.

This is from http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/09/know-thy-enemy-ar-15/

Kudos to them for the much needed laugh.

* The inventor of the AR-15 was Satan, though his patent has since expired.

* Scientists have confirmed the deadly effects of an AR-15 by giving it to a chimpanzee who then murdered them.

* Scientists agree that each year the AR-15 will grow more deadly until it kills everyone in the entire world.

* Some believe that Hitler was in fact an AR-15 in a rubber mask.

* In the Garden of Eden, God gave Adam and Eve access to every firearm out there except for the AR-15 which he told them not to touch because it was too evil. But then the NRA, in the guise of a serpent, told Eve that the AR-15 is really fun to shoot. So then Eve took the AR-15 and started shooting all the animals in the garden because she is one awesome chick.

* The part that makes the AR-15 so extra deadly is the handle on top. The AR-15 would be used in less murders if it were more inconvenient to carry.

* It was an AR-15 that told Miley Cyrus to dance like that.

* Bullets that are normally harmless will kill instantly when fired out of the AR-15.

* The reason AR-15s have that prominent handle on them is because the most requested feature for an assault rifle was to be able to carry it like a Hello Kitty lunch box.

* If you find yourself surrounded by AR-15, know that they will fire automatically if they sense fear.

* The AR-15 is easily concealable and can fit inside a matchbox.

* The AR-15 is the leading cause of global warming from how its bullets shoot holes in the ozone.

* A very small percentage of gun deaths are attributed to the AR-15 because it is very good at disguising itself as other guns to frame them.

* What are the differences between an M16 and an AR-15? Scientists agree that it is something.

* The AR-15 can be rendered harmless by giving it only a 10 round magazine as people always miss with the first ten rounds and an AR-15 takes an hour and a half to reload.

* The AR-15 can shoot through schools.

* In a battle between Aquaman and an AR-15, Aquaman would break down and buy it so people might think he’s more manly.

* There were no shooting deaths until the invention of an AR-15. No one even considered using a gun to shoot another human being until someone saw an AR-15 and said, “I bet I could use this to kill people.”

* There was an assault musket similar to the AR-15 used by the world’s most evil pirates, but it was pronounced “Arrr-15.”

* The Assault Weapon ban was needed because it is well known that an AR-15 with both a pistol grip and a flash suppressor would be unstoppable by any modern military.

* In Europe there is no such thing as an AR-15 and thus also no such thing as murders. Instead of being violent, people there just drink wine and smoke cigarettes all day.

* If the AR-15 were banned, it’s believed all gun deaths would end because even gun murders that didn’t use the AR-15 were inspired by the evil sight of that gun.

* If you are shot by an AR-15, you become one.

* The AR-15 is responsible for 95% of all deaths each year. The rest of the deaths are from obesity and drone strikes.

Hoplophobia in Los Gatos, California.

In Spanish, “Los Gatos” means “The Cats” or as I like to call them, “The Pussies.”  Well, the pussies at the Town Council have passed new anti-gun restrictions.

“The new rules allow for gun vendors in town, provided they get a permit that must be renewed annually. The vendors also must be at least 250 feet away from youth-oriented businesses, schools, day care centers, government buildings, churches, parks and trails.

That means there are three sites that would work for such a use, and while one of them is across the street from the current gun store, Templar’s spot on University Avenue is not on the list.

The council agreed to give Templar four years to become compliant by either losing the guns or moving.”

All Templar Sports is trying to do is sell needed products, but how can they do that when they’re being treated by pedophiles? Cops have guns, are they required to be 250 feet away from youth-oriented businesses, schools, day car centers, etc?

I congratulate Templar Sports for standing strong and for joining the Second Amendment Resistance. Stand strong, brothers! We too shall overcome!