On Miley Cyrus.

The following isn’t related to guns, but I just have to say it:

Am I living in Afghanistan? When did Americans become a bunch of burka-like pussy prudes? Hello! We have Ms. America, Ms. USA, strip bars, PORN, beauty pageants, Las Vegas, nude beaches, Maxim, FHM, Hooters, Breastaurants,  Victoria’s Freaking Secret, SHIRTLESS Abercrombie boys, The Folsom Street Fair, etc.

This is the west! We like SEX! Even Comcast OnDemand had all kinds of porn, including gay porn. You’re going to see tits and ass whether you go to a museum, art gallery, or the VMA’s, in fact, Miley wasn’t even naked, there was no wardrobe malfunction, yet because she dances sexy now it’s either her fault or the fault of the media? New concept! It’s nobody’s fault!

She did her job! Her job is to be sexy and get attention so she can sell more records. Lady Weirdo Gaga must be furious that for a little while, she has been upstaged. Sorry Gaga, maybe you need to stick a carrot in your ass for your next performance.

I’m telling you, the same people that are bitching about Miley go to Cirque du Soleil and pretend that what they’re watching is art when in reality some of their shows are even more erotic than what Miley did.

As for the Smith family covering their eyes, whatever, I cover my eyes every time Will Smith overacts in a movie.

Oh, and can we please stop bitching about how music sucks today? Newsflash, TASTE is a matter of OPINION. What sucks for one, doesn’t suck for someone else. The same people who don’t like Miley today were bitching about Madonna, Elvis, Mae West, Marilyn Monroe, etc. And no, I’m not saying Miley is as great and they were, not by a long shot, but guess what? Her records sell, and at the end of the day, that’s what success is all about.

So parents, get a clue. You don’t like sex? Don’t let your kids watch the VMA’s. Call Comcast, figure out those parental controls. But for the rest of you, stop acting like a bunch of puritans!

6 Responses to On Miley Cyrus.

  1. what makes some of today’s music suck is the choice of talent; which now has more to do with lady gaga attention horing and less to do with musical ability, people like Adele provide the exception of course and the industry marches on.

  2. first of all the media needs to distract us with somthing other than the chemical attacks in Syria and the recent unconstitional exececuctive orders and proposed legislation; so fake moral out-rage over a supposed Good Girl® going BAD® serves that purpose rather well for them.

    • FHM is pseudo-porn, you can’t read a Playboy or Hustler in public without looking like a pervert, but you can read Maxim and FHM.
      http://www.fhm.com/

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