British newspaper confuses shotgun with automatic weapon

Here’s their picture and caption:
chimp_with_shotgun

An ad for the film Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes that showed an ape shooting a man dead with an automatic weapon has been cleared following 119 complaints

Cleared by whom? The newspaper? Nope, by the Advertising Standards Authority. You see, England unlike America doesn’t have freedom, if you advertise in the UK, you have to get the government thugs to approve your ad. In this case, the ad was approved because it ran at 9:50pm, you know, child-free time, because the kids that are playing Call of Duty can’t handle seeing a chimp with a gun. It’s for their protection, they say. Wussy-ass country, I say.

 

 

 

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